5 Things You Will Have To Do Because The World Didn't End

I woke up this morning and not only didn’t the Great Blizzard miss most of Chicago, but the world did not end.

Therefore, we will all have to:


  1. Buy Christmas Presents
  2. Obey the Winter Parking Ban
  3. Suffer through the New Year Eve countdown shows for 2013
  4. Slip over a Fiscal Cliff, which is a moving violation in Chicago
  5. Pay income taxes

Come to think of it, even if the Mayans were correct about the world ending, number 5 still applies.



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