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Painting Wisconsin Red

Painting Wisconsin Red
In case you didn’t know, I went to the University of Wisconsin for undergrad. In case you didn’t know, the Wisconsin Badgers are playing in kinda a big game right now against a kinda douchey school named Duke. (Albeit, I’ll admit douches exist at Wisconsin too. Remember the Sigma Chi gang rape, anyone?) In case... Read more »

The Ginger Jew

I am here to tell you about a specific breed of ginger much worse than the daywalker: the elusive and yet so popular Ginger Jew. Ginger Jews are Jews who have ginger hair, and I’m pretty sure Cartman would have a field day if he ever met one. Ginger Jews are strange because most do... Read more »
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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