The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale. Daywalkers are weird because they are tan redheads without freckles, and they are even rarer than gingers. If you feel these are preposterous assumptions, please feel free to let The Ginger Phile know. However, be warned: she might go all ginger on you.

You can reach me at thegingerphiles@gmail.com or somewhere where my pasty skin never has to see the destructive light of day.