Lately, I’ve been wondering if it’s smarter and easier to just date another ginger so that I don’t have to worry about being checked off a bro’s “list”. Or possibly even worse, liked for my supposed “feisty” personality.
Enter: RedheadDates.com. Or so I thought.
Until I opened my account, and all of the messages I had received were from *shudder* … daywalkers. And not just any daywalkers, but the kind who don’t even have red hair.
AKA creepy men who have redhead fetishes (and probably Asian ones too.) Ew, sick, gross. Exactly the type of guy I am trying to stray away from.
Here’s part of one of the messages I received:
“Hi everyone, Just hoping to connect with one of those people that make me curious! The “redheads” So hit me up if u are redhead, and you are under 150Lbs, aged 18-30 and of course you ready for some free flow…”
Sounds super image-focused. What if I m 5’9″ and 150 lbs? Is that OK? Also, 18-30 is a VERY wide age range in maturity level; this guy is clearly just looking for ginger sex. Little does he know we turn into vampires when we get freaky … I guess he’ll find out. And I guess it’s back to Bumble for me now that I am single again…