Fourth of July Redheads

Fourth of July Redheads

Red hair, white skin and blue eyes for those of us cursed to have the most unique hair/eye color combo in the world; what could be more patriotic? A few years ago, I wore purple or another redhead-friendly but not America-friendly color on the Fourth of July, and I was yelled at for being unpatriotic. I used my coloring as a defense; unlike the rest of these American pussies, I didn’t need red, white and blue clothes; my body is patriotic enough as is. So Happy Fourth of July to all my fellow unicorns! Don’t let anyone make you wear patriotic colors that don’t look nearly as good on you as green, purple and gold do.

And as always, don’t forget your sunscreen! Or I mean…just to stay inside. Yes, that would be best. Just stay inside tomorrow.

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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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