Gingers, rejoice! Summer is over, and soon you’ll be able to go outside again without turning into a fireball.
Ginger parents, be very afraid! A new school year could mean new bullying for your ginger. Consider homeschooling them, especially if they are male, or simply dying their hair blonde and eyebrows black. Also please consider painting them in blackface.
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The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.
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