Archive for February 2013

How to Change a Man

How to Change a Man
Blondes V. Redheads If there’s one thing my ex (not so affectionately known as Ginger Phile No. 2) made clear, it’s that he hated blondes. I once showed him a picture of my college roommates and said, “Aren’t they attractive?” and he replied, “No, they’re blonde.” Anyone with straight, dark hair, pale skin and Betty... Read more »

Kiss Me I Have Leprechaun Blood

Kiss Me I Have Leprechaun Blood
Shocking news. My mom revealed I might be Irish and/or Scottish today. I was always under the impression my red hair was Norsk and Russian-Jewish. Afterall, red hair came from the Vikings, according to a random old dude who always came into the ACE Hardware I worked at as a teenager.   This news is... Read more »