Archive for December 2011

2011 Resolution Recap

2011 Resolution Recap
I reread my 2011’s resolutions and measured my success level. Here’s a recap: 1. Read Tom Robin’s “Still Life with Woodpecker.” This is still on my list. 2. Wear copious amounts of purple, green and blue.  (See “Autumn is for Auburns“.) 3. Count my freckles. My freckles are difficult to spot; I’m still working on this one.... Read more »

New Years Resolutions for Ginger Philes

New Years Resolutions for Ginger Philes
Yesterday, I suggested possible resolutions for redheads. Today, I give you all you creeptastic ginger philes potential resolutions for 2012: Stop being creepy. Stop posting on Craigslist. Stop dating girls just because they’re redheads. Be transparent that you’re a ginger phile on dating sites. Consider gingers marriage material and not just for hook ups. Stop... Read more »

New Year's Resolutions for Redheads

New Year's Resolutions for Redheads
I know a lot of you are thinking about your New Year’s resolutions: things like losing weight, quitting smoking and getting out of debt. I have news for you: 99 percent of you will fail. Do not set yourself up for failure. Instead, use my guide to discover a more appropriate resolution and create a... Read more »
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I know it's Christmas but can we plz talk about Easter?

I know it's Christmas but can we plz talk about Easter?
I’m not saying this because I’m one of those Christians who has to point out that Easter is more important to the Christian faith than Christmas but rather because I have to point out that the history of Easter in the Christian identity is more important to redheads than the history of Christmas. And here’s... Read more »

Finally, a mascara for redheads

Finally, a mascara for redheads
Most adolescent females go through the emo phase, the goth phase, the preppy phase or the unfortunate slutty and/or druggie phases (though fortunate for their male counterparts & drug dealers). These phases often involved experimentation with make up. Emos and maybe goths painted on tears, preps touted Lipsmackers and if you were among the slutty,... Read more »

Ginger Pro-Philes: Emma Stone

Ginger Pro-Philes: Emma Stone
If you’ve been reading my blog and/or tweets, you probably know that I’m a terribly envious person and will likely land in the 7th circle of hell. That is why I have chosen to highlight Emma Stone as a famous ginger. My boyfriend has a crush on her, so clearly I have to learn everything... Read more »
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Who is the No. 1 Ginger Phile in Chicago?

My ex-boyfriend. I know I’ve said it before, and I sound like a whiny, boy-obsessed girl who believes that all happiness arises from romantic relationships, and it’s true. That being said, I have to go off on a tangent. I just have to on here because my friends will think I’m a freak for still... Read more »