Tag: Super Bowl

Celebrities Butchering the National Anthem

Oh the performance we all want to forget...but can't. Not only did Carl Lewis forget the lyrics and sing horrendously off-key...he actually had the audacity to stop mid-anthem and talk for a moment stating "Uh oh, I'll make up for it now!" before delivering the final line. Stick to the track, Carl.
One of the top stories coming out of last night’s Super Bowl wasn’t the Green Bay Packers win [I’m still trying to plot to cut Matthews’ nasty hair], it wasn’t the lackluster commercials [though I totally want a VW thanks to the little Darth Vader kiddo] and it wasn’t the horrendous excuse of a half... Read more »

Super Bowl Super Crimes

In 2008 the man behind the mascot, Kenneth Hahey, 24, was charged with a DUI after a routine stop. His blood alcohol level was well over the legal limit at .166. Clearly, Hahey was out of a job, but the Steely McBeam legend lives on.
Yesterday I read a rather alarming stat…since entering the NFL, nearly 35% of all players in the league have been arrested, as noted in the book Boys Gone Wild, by Professor of Sociology Eric Carter. But don’t go looking at it thinking you’re going to find a gaggle of half-naked hot co-ed men on spring... Read more »

Come Celebrate a Very Important Birthday

It’s February 6th. The birthday of one of the most iconic artists of our time. Rather than tell you all about his awesomeness, I think you should just join in on the celebration. Click here to indulge in his birthday song, which I believe is worthy of a Super Bowl halftime performance. Just sayin’.   Happy... Read more »