Fortune Cookies and the "In Bed" Clause

Ah…it’s the little things in life, isn’t it? All those little things help make up a few big, awesome things. And for me, one of life’s greatest simple pleasures are the little slips of paper tucked into a Chinese fortune cookie. They’re sweet, fun and with the addition of the infamous “in bed” clause…they often turn instantly hilarious.

Don’t give me that look, you know exactly what I’m talking about.

Just today I cracked open a Chinese fortune cookie at work…

You will discover your hidden talents in bed.

Really!?! Awesome. I’m sure the husband will be beyond ecstatic to expand my repertoire even further.

Here’s a look at a few fun fortunes (or misfortunes) of the “In Bed” clause we all can’t resist…

And here’s one final fortune just for you…

Confucius says “Avoid misfortune. Keep following awesome stuff on Facebook.”


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  • We went to a Chinese restaurant in high school, and one of the totally skanky girls got "you will make a lot of money." We had a good laugh over that one.

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