Putin Launches Prostitute War On West

Seems that our new President is not the only leader with a fast-draw-from-the-hip….!

In denying that Russian prostitutes were involved with Trump, President Putin had to go one volley further. He insisted, “Our Moscow prostitutes are among the most beautiful in the world.”

I’m not sure how that assertion could be legally verified, however it is likely that Trump will trump that assertion some feisty Tweet soon. Meanwhile, let us imagine the near future where Team Russia and Team USA are the opening event at the next World Olympics. The winners sing the other team’s National Anthem…

….and thus there is peace in the world!

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