When Was The Last Time You Made A Contract With The Devil...?

When was the last time you made a contract with the Devil? Initial reactions: I don’t believe in the Devil! I wouldn’t deal with him if he did exist! I’m not into weird stuff!

I beg to differ. You and I are forever bargaining in our lives. Gambling on goals that are important but elusive. Occasionally it’s done in public. Football teams praying in the huddle… congregations praying in church …families praying in hospital chapels…kneeling along side our children at night. And, if you’re not into God and Heaven, we find handy substitutes. Fate, luck, odds, algorithms.

Ever since Goethe penned ‘Faustus’ a century ago, Westerners have returned to the narratives from the ancient Persians and Greeks in which humanity deals with the dark forces of the cosmos. Forces which go by different names, but always there in the shadows into which we slip whenever desperate enough.

To be sure we Moderns — save the occasional Exorcist — avoid those primitive specifics like Devil, Hell, and Soul. And yet, peel off the educated veneer, and you’ll usually find a tragic despair crying out to anyone or anything that can help.

OK, I can’t marshal any empirical evidence to close the case. However, I do I have this crawly feeling that both political parties have just signed a contract with whatever devil fits their current ideology. Asking he/she/it to help them win this November. What does the contract read…?

Each Party knows it can deliver virtually nothing it’s promising, because neither winner is likely to have the Congressional and Court majority to deliver. So the contract reads: “If you will keep this secret from the voters until November, we will pledge you the soul of our Vice-Presidential nominee for eternity!”
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I mean, what’s another Veep or two in Hell….?

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