Archive for March 2016

Spring Break 2016: Moms Gone Wild

It’s almost April, which means we’re heading to Cocoa Beach, FL to high-five manatees and sip drinks served in coconuts. There will be boobs, however, they’re strictly dedicated to the nine-month-old joining us. LAME. via GIPHY I’ve never been much of a spring break person. I’d watch MTV’s Spring Breakers like my life depended on it... Read more »

Sock-of-the-month-club member? Don't have a conniption when I mock your subscription

For many, including yours truly, modern life is one that is often focused on convenience and instant gratification. Groceries and even fully prepped meals are delivered to your doorstep. Your asshole friend can hire someone to stand in line at the Apple store for that new iFlismFlasm 2s that he needs like another  Google Glass.... Read more »

Who Said It: Donald Trump or Charlie Sheen?

Ready to play a little game of “Who said what?”  This round: The Donald vs. America’s favorite Warlock. (Answers at the bottom.) 1. “Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.” [source] 2. “I don’t have a racist bone in my body.” [source] 3. “I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars, and... Read more »