Category: Humor

3 reasons potty training is THE WORST

We are in the throes of potty training our youngest and I’m done. I’m done with diapers and undewear. I’m done with victories and setbacks. I’m done with carpet cleaners and reward stickers. I’M DONE. I’m sure if I stop now, #2 will figure it out by kindergarten, right? Or at least by the time... Read more »

5 perks of being a mom

5 perks of being a mom
Apparently being a mom is a big deal these days. I’m one in a veritable army of mommy/lifestyle/personal bloggers. Everyone is all #momlife these days, and mommying ain’t easy in the motherHOOD (I’ve been on social media TOO LONG). Anyway, tasked with such a tough job, it’s easy for moms to complain from time to... Read more »

I'm crabby AF, sorry not sorry (but I'm kind of sorry)

Dear Life, I am a working mom of two with a house to take care of and a full plate and right now? I’m hella crabby. I’m sorry…but I’m also not…but I kind of am. Let me explain. This season of life is very odd and can be hard for me to navigate–I’m figuring out... Read more »
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Motherhood Stage 3: A bag full of socks and cookies

I went to Target last night. I told myself it was for “essentials,” but you and I both know better. I had a tip that the Dollar Spot was chock full of slipper socks. If you know me, you know I live for the Dollar Spot. If you know my kids, you know they have... Read more »

4 tips for the boy mom

4 tips for the boy mom
I’m a boy mom, and proud of it. I’ve learned great deal about the opposite gender in my few years of raising boys. I was privy to what was coming my way beforehand—the energy, the potty humor, the energy spent creating potty humor. True to form, my boys have lived up to the expectations set... Read more »

Selfies with sleeping babies: my nap time source of entertainment

He slept, I didn't. And I took a selfie with a sleeping baby.
My kids sleep like rocks. They are the type of kids that need to be woken up in the afternoon to get on with life. They would snooze until dinner if I let them. None of this is a complaint, because I’m very certain I’ve been bestowed a great gift from the nap gods. I... Read more »
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Why the Happy Chewbacca Lady is the best

You saw the video, right? You HAD to have seen the video by now. It is everywhere. The number of friends on my Facebook feed that has shared this video is in the double digits. It seems the Happy Chewbacca lady has brightened everyone’s Friday. Frankly, my day needed her. Actually, I don’t think I’m... Read more »

Someone please save me from my mornings

Four days out of the week we have somewhere to be on time. Three days out of the week we are running late. I’m not one to be late, even with the onset of children. I’m a planner, a doer, a logically organized kinda gal. We wake up with plenty of time to get ourselves... Read more »

An open letter to germs from a tired mom

Germs, can we please have a minute to talk? I’m tired, and I mean that in every sense of the word. I’ve spent more time holding sick babies this past winter than any other time before. My kids are past the whole “everything in the mouth phase” so I thought this year was going to... Read more »
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Being a mom is 100% not like being a rock star

Being a mom is 100% not like being a rock star
Outwardly, it might seem that being a mom is a little bit like being a rock star. There is the adoration of fans, people who follow your every move, pants-less parties, binge drinking, and blackouts (note: I have no idea what in the world a rock star really does all day, but most movies make... Read more »