Archive for September 2014

5 Signs That I May Be Raising The Undead

What if the undead lived among us? What if I was raising two darling zombies who’ve been luring me into a false sense of security with their large, innocent eyes and intoxicating baby fresh scent? What if, by the time you read this, my two walkers have realized that I’m privy to their plan and... Read more »

Adorable or Deadly? How My Kids Killed My "Cool."

Nabbing a spot for my blog on Chicago Now is pretty basically one of the coolest things to happen to me in awhile. My pre-mommy self, a little bag of bones with nary a hint of stretch marks or puffy eyes, once made the remark that, “Having kids immediately makes you uncool.” It appears that... Read more »