Tag: Farmer Chris

The Bachelor Recap: Episode 7 "There's Nothing"

The Bachelor Recap: Episode 7 "There's Nothing"
Do you people want something to blame for this whole “my favorite blogger fell behind” thing? Well, look no further than this inexplicable double header. If weekend mimosa brunch to 2am last-call binge-drinking is unhealthy, then four hours of The Bachelor in two days probably knocks ten years off a lifetime. In the first of the vicious... Read more »

The Bachelor Recap: Episode 6 "I'm Going to Kick Her Ass"

The Bachelor Recap: Episode 6 "I'm Going to Kick Her Ass"
The Apology First let me start by apologizing for this delay. I’ve been a bad blogger. You start off blogging about this show, then people want to watch it with you, then you become the dude with Bachelor viewing parties every Monday, then you can’t get people out of your place in time for you to write... Read more »

The Bachelor Recap: Episode 4 "You're More than Welcome to Go Home"

The Bachelor Recap: Episode 4 "You're More than Welcome to Go Home"
So this week’s going to be a little different. At least according to Chris Harrison, “This week’s going to be a little different.” So predictable, Chris. Somebody, please invent a Chris Harrison voice-box, pull-string doll already. Farmer Chris’ three farmer sisters will be here to help him pick his farmer wife. Did I mention… “farmer”?... Read more »
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The Bachelor Recap: Episode 3 "Amazing"

The Bachelor Recap: Episode 3 "Amazing"
Week 3 is where we typically start seeing some surprises. Sometimes it’s a surprise, competitive twist in a group date. Maybe it’s the classic surprise concert from some band that typically only regulars in the band’s hometown watering hole have ever heard of. So what surprise are we in for this season? Jimmy Kimmel? Yep,... Read more »

The Bachelor Recap: Episode 2 "You have to find your own truth"

The Bachelor Recap: Episode 2 "You have to find your own truth"
Allow me to apologize. I’m sorry I was absent last Tuesday from this recap. I tried my best to sequester myself with Farmer Chris and The Bachelor in front of the bedroom TV. I really tried to drown out the hooplah and hysteria of the first ever BCS Playoff Championship. But, I failed. I caved and... Read more »

The Bachelor Recap: Episode 1 "Wow, Hi"

The Bachelor Recap: Episode 1 "Wow, Hi"
Well tonight was the night, ladies and gentlemen! Now I’m sure most of you were popping your champagne to bring in the New Year and new you! Or some of you were waiting anxiously for Santa to come down the chimney and reward you for being such a good boy or girl. But for most... Read more »
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Bachelor Bio Breakdown Blog

Bachelor Bio Breakdown Blog
It’s that time of the year again! Well, almost. The new season of The Bachelor is set to begin on January 5, 2015, but ABC has blessed us with a little preview via their Contestant Bios. Now some people may watch this show for its intended purpose, to witness the magic and euphoria of true,... Read more »