10 Signs you are not quilting enough

I was fiddling around on the internet and saw a link to an article entitled “9 hidden signs you are not drinking enough water.” The funny thing is that I thought, hmmm, you would be thirsty? But I clicked anyway and there was a video with 5 reasons. Imagine that, something on the internet was misleading! But it also made me think about quilting enough. There must be at least 9 signs you are not quilting enough. Let’s take a look.

1. You don’t have any finished quilts. Bummer but true, if you are not quilting, you’re not finishing any quilts.a month

2. Life loses its meaning. Why, you may ask, why live without quilting time?

3. No. Thread. Anywhere. People are shocked to see you without threads all over your body.

a feel4. Nightmares. You can’t sleep because you are not in the quilting zone. You have nightmares about your fabric calling out to you in loneliness.

5. No meals. You don’t cook when you are sewing maybe either but now it’s out of spite, You can’t sew well by golly, you won’t cook either.

6. Bare beds, walls and babies. You are not quilting enough so no quilts to sleep under. No beautiful quilts adorn your walls. And babies you know and love are languishing without baby quilts.

7. Quilt shops go out of business. You don’t have time to sew and make quilts. You don’t have time to shop either. The economy suffers, can the zombie apocalypse be far behind?

8. Hair suffers. You go grey and then all your hair falls out. Yes, nervousness can do this. Before you buy a wig, do some sewing. You can thank me later.a blank happy

9. Bad mood. Worse mood. Worst mood. You and I both know that having enough quilting and sewing time is a key and I mean KEY ingredient to keeping us happy. Do the world a favor, sew and quilt more.

10. The terrorists win. Yep, it’s true. For the love of all mankind, get your quilting time!

Print this off, give a copy to your family. Another to your boss.  Maybe one to your Rabbi. Have them help you find quilting time.

Life as we know it may be at stake.

Sew happy!

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