Category: Unfit to be president

Trump's impulsive culpable ignorance is an existential threat

  President Trump is immune to  advice . He thinks he’s a genius, so just rolls the dice. Self-interest and whim Are what motivate him. And the nation be damned, he will never think twice.      

Trump puts the screws on Ukraine for oppo research

  In Ukraine Trump wants to find dirt So Biden’s campaign would be hurt. But a whistle’s been blown On Trump’s pressure by phone Though the GOP’s strangely inert.

"Lock Trump up"? How en'chanting'!

    “Mr. Trump’s aides have repeatedly warned him that his cellphone calls are not secure, and they have told him that Russian spies are routinely eavesdropping on the calls, as well. But aides say the voluble president, who has been pressured into using his secure White House landline more often these days, has still... Read more »
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Trump meets Kanye. The Ship of State sinks to a new low.

    “’Let’s stop worrying about the future all we have is today,’ West said. “‘Trump is on his hero’s journey right now. He might not have thought he’d have a crazy m***** f***** like (me).'”  [Kanye West winging it in the Oval Office]   Trump sat in his chair in the Oval Office While... Read more »

Will Trump's iconoclasm change the unwritten rules of the presidency?

  To the norms of his job Trump refuses adherence; Like revoking John Brennan’s security clearance. Let us hope that tradition Survives its attrition And the norms will return upon Trump’s disappearance.

Sara Huckabee Sanders, Trump, and the N-word

  Sara Sanders says Trump’s never used the N-word. At least in her presence it hasn’t been heard. Furthermore, Trump denies it And that’s why she buys it. So it incontrovertibly never occurred.      
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The names Trump calls Sessions reflect his own character flaws

          “People who play golf They never would be missed They never would be missed”    [Eric Idle’s lyrics to ‘I’ve Got a Little List’]   Trump continues with Sessions his long-running tiff. He’s missing in action, Trump says, and scared stiff. Like in the Mikado He’s purely bravado And scared stiff... Read more »

An ignorant Trump vents on forest fires

                                                                                                                                                                                              getty images   “Trump doubles down on his previous ignorant tweet about California #water and fires. The only water that reaches the ocean these days is what’s left AFTER the massive diversions OUT of our rivers for cities and farms. And there’s no shortage of fire-fighting water. Nuts.”  [Tweet from Peter Gleick]   On... Read more »

After an abysmal performance in Helsinki, Trump, with vorpal blade, tries to cut the not

” President Donald Trump sought to walk back his remarks with Russian President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday by correcting a single word uttered during the 46-minute joint appearance in Helsinki.When Trump said he couldn’t see any reason why Russia ‘would’ have been involved in the U.S. presidential election what he meant to say was ‘wouldn’t.'”  ... Read more »
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Trump's tweets are proof he doesn't know the art of the dele

  “After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it should be noted that the Fake News constantly likes to pour over my tweets looking for a mistake,” he wrote. “I capitalize certain words only for emphasis, not b/c they should be capitalized!”  [Trump tweet]   Trump... Read more »