Category: Trump's affairs

On the rake in the Oval Office

  On TV I watched Harvey Weinstein arraigned And though I was heartened by justice attained, It is very sad In the White House a cad, In spite of his lechery,  still has remained.

On the Trump presidency: When does the camel break its back?

      We haven’t seen his tax returns; He’s lied a myriad times Of mistresses the nation learns; Has he committed high crimes?   He’s added to the Beltway swamp; He savages the rule of  law. At the bits of war he loves to chomp And nothing has been the last straw.    ... Read more »

On Putin, Trump, and Russian hookers

  “In a February 2017 conversation, for instance, Trump told Comey how Putin told him, “we have some of the most beautiful hookers in the world” even as the president adamantly, and repeatedly, distanced himself from a salacious allegation concerning him and prostitutes in Moscow, according to one memo.”     []   Though it’s commonly thought... Read more »

Sex and silence in the Oval Office

  Trump has slept with an ecdysiast Who occasionally leads a porn cast. A signed non-disclosure Does not make it kosher, And his White House staff should be half-mast.  

How will Trump weather Stormy?

  A porn star whose stage name is Stormy Said to Trump, “Was there someone before me?” “Yes, my dear, not a few, Although none sweet as you, And Melania happens to bore me.”