Category: Religion

Trump worships in the Church of the Narcissist

  I did a far-flung google search To find out where Trump goes to church. It seems no one can truly say Where Trump on Sundays goes to pray. It’s clear that  Trump is his own master And  on the Sabbath needs no pastor.      

Impeach Trump? Be careful what you wish for.

  “We would be begging for days of Trump back if Pence became president. He’s extreme. I’m Christian. I love Jesus. But he thinks Jesus tells him to say things.”   Omarosa Manigault, quoted in today’s  Chicago Tribune   If some day we can end the Trump curse, Omarosa says Pence would be worse. With his... Read more »

Trump's Faith is an oxymoron

  “David Brody, the White House correspondent for the Christian Broadcasting Network, promoted his new ebook ‘The Faith of Donald Trump’ during an appearance Tuesday on ‘Morning Joe’ — where the host asked him to prove his claims about the president’s religious belief.’The center of any faith is understanding that you are a broken person,... Read more »

Trump's spiritual advisor a self-serving rainmaker

  “Paula White, a Pentecostal televangelist and chair of Trump’s evangelical advisory board, released a video on her ministry’s website in which she urged her followers to donate money to her ministry as an offering of their ‘first fruits’ of the new year to God, saying that if they did not, there would be spiritual... Read more »

Trump visits the centers of faith. The world holds its breath.

  Ahead Trump will visit the holiest sites; I assume he will be diplomatic. I pray he will not create any sound bites Like an  uncle confined in the attic.

At Florida rally, Trump takes the Lord's name in vain

    Melania opened the rally with prayer To which Trump’s reaction was odd. He praised to the heavens the sayer And took the attention off God.

We shall overcome Trump. God willing. A prayer.

  The Lord shall deliver us from distresses On His mercy we’ll be bankin’. The souls of His servants He loves and He  blesses. May He grant us a President Franken.            

Cruz can't be the Republican Satan; there already is one

“John Boehner sounded off a litany of insults for Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz Wednesday night, labelling the Texas senator ‘Lucifer in the flesh’ and a ‘miserable son of a bitch.'” []   Cruz is ‘Lucifer in the flesh’? The analogy temptingly limps. The meme has a much better mesh If Dick Cheney’s the Lord... Read more »

Trump gets in the ring with the Pope

  Has Trump met his match in the Pope? Such a fight is a slippery slope. Will his vanity tumble In a Vatican rumble That will end any president hope?

How to improve your sex life in four short lines

[The following was inspired by Planet Michelle’s “Best Sex Quotes” by ChicagoNow blogger Michelle Babicz]   Some have trouble with sex Because they believe What God did  in Eden To Adam and Eve.