Category: presidential campaign

Lordy! Comey admits he did a "really bad" thing to Clinton

  With Clinton full steam on the tracks, Comey derailed her to the max. He said he got nauseous By not being cautious, But the Democrats got  heart attacks.

The Russians are hacking, the Russians are hacking, the Russians are hacking

  Almonds and pine nuts and roasting chestnuts; We lump them together and call nut. And now we can thank seedy geeks in Moscow That our next president is a walnut.    

Is the biggest moon since 1948 a reaction to the election?

  Is the supermoon shining tonight What the cosmos is thinking of  Trump? On reflection is our solar light Showing him its contempt with its  rump?  

The bridges we needed to build were just Trumped

  The election was jaw-dropping, stunning; It’s too painful for me to look back. There’s good reason that scared we are running; As the future we try to unpack.  

Whether their candidate wins or loses, Republicans must recalibrate their moral compass

  The campaign has lasted for ages And it’s clear to me now as it ends They’ll be writing in history’s pages How Trump branded his  GOP friends.        

Putin and Trump: Two peas in a pod

“Trump has repeatedly lauded Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un for their ability to control their people.” []   Why is it that Russia does want a Trump win? The question’s ignored by the e-mail din. Is it that Trump caters To fascist dictators Like Assad, Kim Jong-un, and Putin?  

In Michelle's garden, Trump's a persona non grata

  “On Wednesday afternoon, Michelle Obama lifted a very green, organic middle finger to any unnamed future presidents who might want to fuck with her hard-won White House Kitchen Garden. The garden has been updated with steel, concrete, and stone, ostensibly so that a certain KFC-hoovering troglodyte would have a hard time getting rid of... Read more »

James Comey bottoms out

  What’s up with the  head of our fine FBI? His decision has GOP writ on. He has the wrong job and in brief this is why: He should be the part we all sit on.

Trump putting Melania front and center

Melania Trump will now speak for her spouse. Her silence has been like the quietest mouse Though the Donald’s assigned her To give a stem-winder She likely will smile more and showcase her blouse.

Trump gets a Bronx cheer at the Al Smith dinner.

  At a fundraiser after the food, Though expected to joke , he was rude. When Trump’s lighthearted cracks Turned to nasty attacks, He deservedly was roundly booed.