Category: integrity

Donald Trump: A life-threatening toxin in our body politic

    What did we do to deserve to be cursed With a president who is the worst of the worst? He was duly elected But now us has infected With a pernicious boil that Bob Mueller must burst.    

Mitt Romney sells out to Trump

    Mitt Romney, about you I care not a whit For accepting Trump’s nod in the Senate to sit. Once you called him a phony, But that was baloney. The high ground you stand on’s a pile of sh_t.

The Saga of Rob Porter Made Simple

  Staff Secretary Porter abused his ex-wives And was privy to secrets affecting our lives. The FBI knew, And McGahn, Kelly, too; Yet into Trump’s skull, the truth never arrives.  

Ryan, McConnell, the Memo, and the Trumpian Fifth column

  The FBI’s under attack. We must all gird our loins and fight back. The Republicans help To save Mr. Trump’s scalp; Is there any who isn’t a hack?

Trump scratches London trip: Obama takes the rap

  “LONDON — President Donald Trump has canceled a trip to London to open the new U.S. Embassy, blaming the Obama administration for selling the old building in the city for ‘peanuts.'”  []   So Trump won’t be going to London; Obama he’s blaming (again) For the embassy Bush had us fundin’, Which of course... Read more »

How Trump rationalizes his humiliating defeat in Alabama

“‘I Was Right:’ Trump Says He Knew Roy Moore Would Lose All Along.”  []   Trump never admits he is wrong: He supported Moore,  making no bones Though he felt he would lose all along And the winner would be Mister Jones.    

The shoe fits, O'Reilly. Wear it.

  Down the primrose path that he has trod, Bill O’Reilly is angry at God. It has long been his game That we all accept blame. So for him to disclaim it is odd.  

Where are you, General Kelly? It's inappropriate to hide.

  Has anybody here seen Kelly? K-E-double L-Y. At a restaurant table or deli? Has anybody here seen Kelly? I’d like to ask about his sally, That empty-barrel barefaced lie. Has anybody here seen Kelly? K-E-double L-Y?  

Lying, General Kelly, is no way to treat a lady

  It demeans you John Kelly to be Trump’s apologist; It’s like wearing no gloves if you are a proctologist. In the case of Miss Wilson, you owe an apology, A virtue eclipsed in this White House cosmology.

On the subject of women, General Kelly has a blind spot

  “When I was a kid growing up a lot things were sacred in our country. Women were sacred, looked upon with great honor.”  [John Kelly, at press briefing]   John Kelly remembers when women were sacred; When men, of course, set  the agenda. But strangely forgets that his boss is profane And bragged about... Read more »