Category: Food and Drink

Avoiding a shutdown is not high on Trump's list of priorities

  On a chair where he settled his butt down, Trump said he would favor a shutdown. What this meant he ignored And because he was bored, He drank water and washed his donut down.

Guess who's coming to dinner (with Trump): A triolet

  Tonight Trump is dining with Nancy; She will be escorted by Chuck. The entree will be rich and  fancy. Tonight Trump is dining with Nancy. To McConnell and Ryan it’s chancy; Will Trump once again pass the buck? Tonight Trump is dining with Nancy She  will be escorted by Chuck.  

Reflecting on the soda pop impost

  Some people won’t swallow The new tax on soda. Their lives would be sweeter They think with its coda.  

Alternate facts and unpredictability should not be served as policy

  What Trump says and does should be read like a fable. To tell us the truth is not something he’s able. If he’s sends off a missile With a warhead that’s fissile, It will come with dessert after clearing the table.  

Mike Pence: Sanctimonious Diner

  “For his part, Mike Pence is also very, very committed to ensuring that there’s never even the slightest appearance of impropriety with regards to his marriage. To achieve such a feat, Pence reportedly won’t have dinner alone with a woman who is not his wife; he also won’t attend any events where alcohol is... Read more »

On sharing a meal with President Trump: Meh

“Want to have dinner with President Trump? We’re sending a lucky conservative (and their friend) to the annual March Dinner contest to dine with the president.”  [email I received from]   A great opportunity’s coming my way: A dinner with Trump. If a ten-spot I pay And my name they should pick. But a... Read more »

At the D.C. Correspondents' dinner Trump doesn't relish getting the bird

  To the  press corps in Washington’s feast Trump regrets he’s unable to go; There is nothing that he enjoys least Than a generous serving of crow.

The Potus loves a pot of meatloaf

  “No matter how you mash it, no matter how you shape it, it seems President Trump has yet to meet a meatloaf he doesn’t love.”  []   The favorite entree of Trump I have found Is a dish that perhaps everybody has downed. What he gobbles in droves Are all kinds of meatloaves Which... Read more »

Senate is poised to confirm EPA scourge

  “In 2014, for instance, Pruitt sued to block the EPA’s Regional Haze Rule. The rule is built on a 15-year-old program meant to ensure that air around national parks is especially clear. Pruitt lost his case.”  []   For the EPA Trump’s nominee is Scott Pruitt Who as Sooner A.G. did oppose it and... Read more »

Trump chooses to dine in order to get Slim

    “Carlos Slim got a “very positive” impression from U.S. President-elect Donald Trump about ties with Mexico after the two met for dinner on Saturday in Florida, a spokesman for the Mexican telecoms billionaire said on Monday.”  []   Trump decides to break bread with a Mexican billionaire. I wonder if a taco bowl... Read more »