Category: entertainment

On pinatas, or how to relieve your political frustrations in Trump world

Trump piñatas a hit across cultures  [headline in Sunday’s Tribune A+E section]   It seems Trump pinatas are now a big thing; From south of the border to maybe Beijing. Until we impeach him, It’s one way to teach him, And if I could do it, I’d take a good swing.

Hip-Hop in the West Wing

  “This week, Donald Trump and Kanye West became best friends, brought together by their shared “dragon energy” and over the explicit objections of John Legend.”  []   I laughed when I heard this knee-slapper: Donald Trump is best friends with a rapper. Perhaps Kanye West Might  explain it all best: I chill out when... Read more »

Next year SpaceX will fly two "Musketeers" to the Moon

  “The SpaceX CEO, Elon Musk, revealed on Monday that two people have paid for a private mission around the moon, tentatively set for launch in 2018 with the private company’s yet untested Falcon Heavy rocket.”  []   If your wealth every day does balloon But your boredom increases in tune You can pay for... Read more »

The Greatest Show on Earth is leaving town. For Good.

  Barnum & Bailey is shutting it down Goodbye to the big top, farewell to the clown. More people would rather Another place gather So the circus in red ink did silently drown.

It's a Wonderful Life without Trump

  Christmas movies, they claim, that are sappy Will uplift you and make your heart happy. So watch Stewart as  Bailey And you won’t feel so wailey Thinking what Trump may do that is crappy.      

No stars at his inauguration? Trump's fox-and-grapes response

  “Amid reports that Donald Trump’s team is struggling to secure talent for his inauguration, the President-elect has responded by tweeting that he wants “the people,” not the stars, to attend.”  []   No A-List entertainer shall Attend Trump’s swearing in. And not surprisingly to tell On this he puts a spin. Instead the people, guy... Read more »

Trump: the triumph of fake news

  There are Rush, Alex Jones, Breitbart, Fox Who have fed pseudo-news to their flocks. And these misguided sheep In the dark took a leap And elected a head full of rocks.

A human trait Trump totally lacks

  “Just tried watching Saturday Night Live – unwatchable! Totally biased, not funny and the Baldwin impersonation just can’t get any worse. Sad”  [Trump tweet]     Trump doesn’t have a sense of humor; He’s ill at ease with wags and wits. Of satire he’s a non-consumer And hates it even when it fits.  ... Read more »

Memo to Jimmy Fallon: You're no David Letterman

  You had a chance but blew it With Trump as your guest; You could have made him rue it, And challenged him at best. Instead, you failed to do it, So he ‘d let his hair be messed.

My thoughts on Trump's perfect running mate

  Trump is picking his second banana. Someone closer to being mens sana. An act who’s less sicker A regular bootlicker He could take to the Copacabana.