Category: celebrity

Trump: the triumph of fake news

  There are Rush, Alex Jones, Breitbart, Fox Who have fed pseudo-news to their flocks. And these misguided sheep In the dark took a leap And elected a head full of rocks.

Jared Kushner, Middle-East Peacemaker? Don't hold your breath.

  So Jared will meet with Israelis and foes And all will be peaches and cream, I suppose. Just like his wife’s dad, He’s as sharp as a brad And knows how to count on his fingers and toes.

Oprah's Bread

“Weight Watchers stock soars 19.51 percent after Winfrey plugs carb-friendly program We all love bread — but Oprah Winfrey is the only one who can make $13.8 million in a day talking about it. On Tuesday, the new-ish Weight Watchers minority owner posted and pinned a tweet claiming that she’s lost 26 pounds on the... Read more »

Donald Trump: A knight in shining armor? Humbug!

  “You have to treat ’em like shit.”  [Donald Trump talking about women in 1992.]   Trump on the hustings without the least hintin’ Decried the immoral behavior of Clinton. “I’ll treat women better,” said he with a smile. Which proves beyond doubt that he is in denial.   [Answers to “Testing your Xmas... Read more »

Steve Harvey's beauty of a blunder

  Steve Harvey was really amiss When he named the victorious Miss. On the live TV set He  was filled with regret And apologized for his reMiss.      

Mariah Carey won't let time wrinkle her outlook

  “‘I think I have to remain eternally oblivious to age. Honestly, when you put a number on it yourself, it’s just like, Why? Why do that?’ Mariah Carey in People Magazine on why she never acknowledges her age (45) to make herself seem eternally young.” [Chicago Sun-Times]   Of  days on this planet Mariah’s... Read more »

The Pope's visit, in just a few words

  “The pope has left the United States, but details are still coming out about his trip. Here’s a big one: Last Thursday afternoon, during his time in Washington, D.C., he met with Kim Davis, the Rowan County clerk who has refused to perform same-sex marriages, her lawyers say.” []   The Pope is gone,... Read more »

Steve Rannazzisi: Liar par excellence

What is it that celebrities don’t get about the truth?  Brian Williams.  Bill O’Reilly. Steve Rannazzisi. Steve Rannazzisi? I didn’t even know he was a ‘celebrity’ until yesterday when I turned to page 2 in the Trib’s A & E section. There he was—Rannazzisi—sitting in an armchair, left leg crossed casually  over the  right, wearing... Read more »

Trump doing Time? A misdeal.

  As Trump’s poll numbers steadily climb It isn’t surprising that I’m So happy they got What’s like his mugshot To put on the cover of Time.  

Tom Selleck quenches his thirst...illegally

  “TV star Tom Selleck has been accused of stealing water amid California’s drought from a neighboring water district.“ []   While in the drought most people schlepped, Sweat in the daylight,  when  they slept. The law conserving water kept, All bound by conscience. All, except Tom Selleck, wealthy aquaklept.*   *from the Greek “kleptein”... Read more »