Archive for July 2022

The Overpowering Ambience of a Mike Pence Speech

When I listen to Pence, former Veep, I get drowsy and feel I could sleep. So if restless in bed I’d replay him instead And not bother to count any sheep.

On January 6th Senator Hawley Let His Legs Do the Talking

Josh Hawley ran when the mob broke in; He didn’t raise his fist. When his yang broke down and became his yin, Self-preservation he couldn’t resist. ‘To die is to be a counterfeit, for he is but the counterfeit of a man who hath not the life of a man; but to counterfeit dying when... Read more »

Hindsight of the Iguana

“HOLLYWOOD, Fla. – A Florida woman interrupted an uninvited guest in her bathroom on Saturday night.Michelle Reynolds told WSVN that she went downstairs to make herself a snack. After putting her popcorn in the microwave she went to use the bathroom and ‘opened the door and did a quick turnaround because I saw this thing... Read more »

Putin's Pecs Don't Make Him Impeccable

“Russia’s Vladimir Putin took a swipe at Western leaders who mocked his bare-chested horse-riding, saying that they would look ‘disgusting’ in the buff.” New York Post Putin likes to bare his sculpted chest And brag of it as well. But muscles don’t get you to heaven Or keep you out of hell.