The likelihood of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis's becoming President

There will be a reemergence of Atlantis

Before we elect a President DeSantis.

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  • That's short and sweet! And true. Of the many kooky Republicans running for president, it is interesting to note that four are from Florida: DeSantis, Trump, Marco Rubio and Rick Scott. DeSantis has too much competition.

  • In reply to jnorto:

    My father said that Rick Scott was a redneck idiot. He didn't live to see DeSantis. My view then was that the rednecks were there before the northerners.

    Texas seems to be another state where one doesn't have to have it upstairs to be governor; take GWB and Rick Perry as examples.

  • In reply to jack:

    The tradition in Texas continues with Greg Abbot, who believes that Texas faces no problems that more guns and fewer Covid restrictions wouldn't solve.

  • In reply to jnorto:

    True, but its so-called Atty. Gen. makes all of them look like Johnson Space Center rocket scientists.

  • You are the master of rhyme!

  • Yes!

  • I'd say yes, but this was inspired by the famous Alzheimer's patient in the right pane, which shows what is the country's problem.

  • You never know what the voters are decidin'
    They "elected" a demented man named Biden.

  • In reply to Richard Davis:

    Poor Richard who had lost his almanac
    Decided on President Biden to attack.
    He claimed Biden is demented.
    He wanted Trump and he meant it.
    But, better demented than insane, that's a fact.

  • In reply to jnorto:

    Nice. Poor Richard, indeed. Perhaps, Biden is the best basement sale our country has ever bought into.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    Poor Richard sure ain't no Ben Franklin.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    We look for treasure far and wide
    Finding only junk at our side
    Basement sale or garage
    We find a man whose thoughts are blank
    Filled in by those in the tank
    Gold is not mined or in the bank
    and we wonder why the country sank.

    Poor Richard

  • In reply to Richard Davis:

    Brian Skuderow will take care of that problem Just point at your cranium.

  • In reply to Richard Davis:

    I used the limerick format. Can you?

  • In reply to jnorto:

    No
    There I cannot go.

  • In reply to jnorto:

    This limerick is based on someone's comment on Opionated Woman, plus his "one man comment about 6 years ago and "ugly woman"" one about 5:

    There once was a white wing toad named Richard
    Who about pastors and antifa bitchered
    He unleashed his phlegm
    Against activists and BLM
    But not a word against The Oath Keepers, Camp Auschwitz and the Orange Troll, we figured.

    Prove me wrong, Dick.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    Clever!

  • In reply to jnorto:

    What if all political disagreements had to rhyme?

  • In reply to Richard Davis:

    Back in the days of Alexander Pope and John Dryden, the political discourse often did.

  • In reply to jnorto:

    Jnorto, you seem to be proving that poetry is contagious! Well done.

  • In reply to Margaret H. Laing:

    Doesn't Dr. Fauci have a vaccine for that :-)?

  • In reply to Richard Davis:

    How about a complete mental examination of your hero Psycho Donnie? You know, the demented fool who thought he could overthrow the Constitution?

    In fact, what is your demented state, Chef Boy, if you and Mike Liddell think that the so-called Republican candidate won by a margin of negative 7 million votes? Putin didn't work hard enough for him?

    Right wing bigots like you are no longer amusing nor credible. But keep projecting, my friend.

  • In reply to jack:

    Jack, Jack just had to attack
    Mean and nasty though he be
    Believes HIS bile is amusing
    While systematically abusing
    All those who may be
    holding different thoughts than he
    But not for me to detract
    That Biden has no grip on fact.

  • In reply to Richard Davis:

    Unlike your Proud Boys buddies, I assume. In fact, were you part of the attack on the Capitol, or are you just a Chicken Patriot?

  • In reply to jack:

    Jack wants to know where I was
    on Jan of the Sixth because
    He thinks I was shouting in DC
    rioting, the Proud Boys and me
    In truth, I was in far, far Portland,
    with Antifa BLM, joining in the Leftist band.
    So, no Chicken Plucker you find am I
    It was insurrection there, or die.

  • Marjorie Taylor Greene says you are an effen liar.

  • In reply to jack:

    Jack be bitter
    Jack be sick
    Jack keeps hoping something will stick

  • In reply to Richard Davis:

    If you are a racist and a mysogenist, take pride in that. You and your feeble friend Dennis know you can't flame me, so why bother. Based on Don Lemon's story on Finding Your Roots, we know that deep in your gut, you want to have sex with your property.

  • In reply to jack:

    Jack be simple, Jack be thick
    trying to make the racist label stick
    He cites the dumbest man on TV
    and says that I want sex with property, me
    But this to you I freely tender
    Jack has stuck his pickle in a blender.

  • In reply to Richard Davis:

    Dick I see you have.

    Also that you have run out of material.

    I knew not to exp3ct better from someone so self unaware that he critcised pseudonymous posts while personally using the name of a spaghetti from Cleveland.

    Dick Davis
    Dick
    Dick
    Prick
    Sick

    Two can play that game.

  • In reply to Richard Davis:

    And is the stupidist blogger on Chicago Now, Richard Davis, calling Louis Henry Gates stupid? Rascist, again.

  • In reply to jack:

    Jack and shrill went up the hill
    to insult opponents in every quarter
    Jack fell down and continues to frown
    And his ill will comes tumbling after

  • In reply to Richard Davis:

    One thing I know, Dick isn't quick or smart enough to provide a responsive reply. His 4 year old mind is stuck in nursery rhymes.

    Apologies to the 4 year olds out there.

  • CNN says a verdict is in. Chef Barfaroni is arming himself with a baseball bat, ready to trash Maywood IL in case of a conviction

  • In reply to jack:

    Derek Chauvin
    Sent back to the can.

  • See AW, poetry has not lost its power to enflame.

  • In reply to jnorto:

    Verse to enflame,
    Verse to defame
    Words chosen by any other name
    Seem bitter rancor in the political game

  • In reply to Richard Davis:

    Richard, we know you can rhyme, but you still fall far short of being a poet.

  • In reply to jnorto:

    That I am not a poet
    I fully well know it
    but on Wired's blog
    I will still make the slog

  • In other news, Channel 9 reported that Queen Elizabeth celebrated 69 years on the throne. Some psyllium will take care of that.

  • In reply to jack:

    Jack, has the recent exchange of rhyming insults now led you back to an adolescent fascination with scatological humor?

  • In reply to jnorto:

    LOL

  • In reply to Richard Davis:

    Is that the best you can get now that Parler was 3victed fr9m its cloud server?

  • In reply to jnorto:

    I'm not sure if I should give a s--t about that comment. I can say that people force feeding me protein shakes and Abbott Lab supplements has both backed me up and provided some inspiration. Also, I didn't go into whether it was Thomas Crapper himself who installed the throne in Windsor Castle.

    In other activity, after an understandable 2 day hiatus, here are the 2 I got on Jeopardy! that no one else did:

    Fast Bible Books: Naomi and Boaz.
    Final Jeopardy: After 100 years, the last model of this car came off the Lansing Michigan assembly l8ne 8n 2004.

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