Author’s note: The following verse was occasioned by reading “What to do when someone is making bodily noises” in the today’s Tribune’s Life Style magazine. Page 22, to be exact.
In public in front of you one blows his nose,
Or chews gum too loudly or burps from his toes.
If these sounds offend you
I wouldn’t befriend you,
For there are much worse ones as far as it goes.
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