Melania cultivates her garden

By Aquinas wired, August 1, 2018 at 7:31 am
WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 22: U.S. first lady Melania Trump joins children from the Boys and Girls Club of Washington in planting and harvesting vegetables in the White House Kitchen Garden September 22, 2017 in Washington, DC. The White House Kitchen Garden is a tradition started by former first lady Michelle Obama. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

(Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

“Let us cultivate our garden.”
― Voltaire, Candide

 

Melania’s out in the garden;

It looks like she’ll prune a few roses.

She’s ready to put every chard in

Or are these set photo-op poses?

 

Filed under: fake news, gardening, Melania, show business, The White House

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  • jack said August 1, 2018 at 12:00 am

    Wait until she shows up on one of the PBS organic gardening programs. Her family certainly has the uncomposted manure.

  • Aquinas wired said August 2, 2018 at 12:00 am
    In reply to jack:

    Yes, the Elephant-in-chief's could fertilize many a garden, indeed.

  • jack said August 2, 2018 at 12:00 am
    In reply to Aquinas wired:

    But since you mentioned elephant, that reminds me of the smell at Brookfield Zoo. But maybe that is a correct comparison.

  • Margaret H. Laing said August 1, 2018 at 12:00 am

    I don't suppose anyone in the family would know its origins (as previous residents of their house did), but gardens always make me think of "We have much to hope from the flowers."

  • Aquinas wired said August 2, 2018 at 12:00 am
    In reply to Margaret H. Laing:

    Another reason to love old Sherlock!

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