Archive for July 2018

Are Trump's tweets incriminating?

Mueller Examining Trump’s Tweets in Wide-Ranging Obstruction Inquiry New York Times Headline   Bob Mueller is looking at every Trump tweet; Perhaps he will find something that’s indiscreet. Trump’s tweets are  off-guard So it might not be hard For Mueller to carve out of  tweets a rap sheet.    

History will judge Trump, by George

  Washington admitted he lied when a youth; And his word was his bond even long in the tooth. So  it’s safe to assume That good George in his tomb Is revolving whenever Trump spins an untruth.

Michael Cohen's tell-tale tape

Michael Cohen Releases Tape of Trump Discussing Hush Money for Playboy Model                                                                                                                                               New York Times Headline           Nixon was hung out to dry by a  tape And then irrevocably was in bad shape. Now that Trump has been bugged, Electronically mugged, Will this tighten the noose from which  he won’t... Read more »

After an abysmal performance in Helsinki, Trump, with vorpal blade, tries to cut the not

” President Donald Trump sought to walk back his remarks with Russian President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday by correcting a single word uttered during the 46-minute joint appearance in Helsinki.When Trump said he couldn’t see any reason why Russia ‘would’ have been involved in the U.S. presidential election what he meant to say was ‘wouldn’t.'”  ... Read more »

Will Trump cry 'Uncle' during his summit with Putin?

  “I [Trump] had an uncle who was a great professor for, I believe, 40 years at MIT. And I used to discuss nuclear with him all the time”  []   Trump learned science from his Uncle John, A physicist who has passed on. They used to confer On all things nuclear So at Oxford... Read more »

Keeping score of the World Cup

  Of what they call football and we soccer I was once an insouciant mocker. But of late I’ve been up For the famed World Cup Till I fall in deep sleep on my rocker.  

Jousting with mosquitoes: a lament in verse [Thanks, Weather Girl]

  Author’s note:  The following verse was inspired  by “Mosquito season” by ChicagoNow’s weather maven, Weather Girl.   In our backyards and on the beaches Watch out for these blood-thirsty leeches. They like to land upon the skin And then insert their needles in. At first their entry’s hardly felt Until you scratch and raise... Read more »

Kim chooses a potato over Pompeo

Kim Jong-un opts for potato farm visit over Mike Pompeo meeting  [ headline]   Trump’s contract with Kim is a dud Though he thinks that Kim still is his bud. Furthermore it’s been learned That Pompeo was spurned And in Kim’s eyes was not worth a spud.   Author’s note:  I’m proud to say that... Read more »

Whatever Trump says, it's clear he's terrified of Robert Mueller

        Trump says he will come before Mueller if called. He claims he’ll go freely; no need to be hauled. But his legals demur Since bad stuff could  occur When this combed-over liar is shown to be bald.

Trump's tweets are proof he doesn't know the art of the dele

  “After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it should be noted that the Fake News constantly likes to pour over my tweets looking for a mistake,” he wrote. “I capitalize certain words only for emphasis, not b/c they should be capitalized!”  [Trump tweet]   Trump... Read more »