Wilbur Ross: The Big Sleeper



Secretary of Commerce, for now Wilbur Ross,

Is to Trump an expendable old albatross.

He no longer can fake

That he isn’t awake

Whenever the cabinet meets with the boss.


Filed under: Trump's cabinet


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  • You better watch it. Next, he'll be nominating Dagwood Bumstead for Secretary of Commerce.

  • In reply to jack:

    Dagwood would be a vast improvement. Of course, he still calls Hawaii the Sandwich Islands.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    ...which makes me wonder about Moana being in commercials for Disney on Ice.

  • Wait a sec -- if he can't fake that he isn't awake, then he can't fake that he is asleep. But he appears to be asleep. I think. No offense, but just once, I wish you'd have trouble finding material.

  • In reply to Margaret H. Laing:

    I admire your careful reading. I guess I meant his sleep is so overpowering that he cannot pretend it was a fleeting nod off.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    Thank you. I admire your writing. Overpowering sleep sounds great in the right surroundings, but you're right -- this is wrong.

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