The Quark In The Road

On Melania's Christmas selfie

By Aquinas wired, December 28, 2017 at 10:01 am

She’s dressed in red cap, with her lips luscious candy,

Melania’s holiday selfie’s quite randy.

The phrase ‘Christmas bells’

Doesn’t mean ‘sexy gals.’

Did the First Lady drink too much brandy?

Filed under: Christmas, holidays, Melania

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