Methinks little Wilbur Ross protests too much


“Wilbur Ross, the commerce secretary, retained investments in a shipping firm with business ties to Russian President Vladimir V. Putin’s inner circle.” []


Secretary of Commerce, pint-sized Wilbur Ross

Calls his ties to the Russians complete applesauce.

His financial exposure

To Putin is kosher

And he’s taking the heat on account of his boss.



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  • I didn't even know who he was until I read this but once again, I love your rhyme scheme.

  • I agree; well done. "The Russia thing" to some (the scandal, to me) should keep you spoiled for ideas for quite a while.

  • On the Kosher point, Tevye said "May the Lord bless and keep the far away from us as possible."

    I'm not as shocked by this, because Wilbur made his money buying bankrupt steel co. assets and then selling them to Arcelor Mittal.

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