“At one point, he barked at an aide that he thought his first tour abroad should be only about half as long. He will have to abandon his well-known preference for sleeping in his own bed (or in one at the hotels or golf resorts he owns) as he hops between Saudi Arabia, Israel, Belgium, Italy and the Vatican — all places without a Trump-branded property.” [nytimes.com]
On a junket of nine days while still very deep in it,
Without his own bed and unable to leap in it,
Trump will rest his bronze crown
In a strange foreign town
And hope he’ll be able to get any sleep in it.