Abe and Trump: Hand-to-hand diplomacy



Japan’s leader shook hands with  host Trump,

Unexpecting so prolonged a pump.

When their hands were unlocked,

Abe turned away shocked

And his eyeballs did side to side jump.



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  • Abe: "What the *@#$! did you do to my party? If I were dead, I would roll over in my tomb in Springfield."

    It wasn't mentioned whether Orange Face made good on his promise to give Japan nukes, nor what was Kim Jung Un's reaction, especially after Kim endorsed da Donald.

    Also, Don knows he won't win an arm wrestling contest with the shirtless horseman.

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