Archive for October 2016

James Comey bottoms out

  What’s up with the  head of our fine FBI? His decision has GOP writ on. He has the wrong job and in brief this is why: He should be the part we all sit on.

Trump putting Melania front and center

Melania Trump will now speak for her spouse. Her silence has been like the quietest mouse Though the Donald’s assigned her To give a stem-winder She likely will smile more and showcase her blouse.

The lowly Bears now languish in what used to be the Cubby hole

  A question I pose is who cares In the least about Chicago’s  Bears? Do these gridiron wrecks Deserve getting their checks While the foisted upon fan now  despairs?

Thoughts on the popularity of the Living Dead

  The zombies are spreading  from LA to Boston They even are haunting the world of Jane Austen. Despite so unpleasant They are omnipresent And more stories than not they are tossed in.      

Trump gets a Bronx cheer at the Al Smith dinner.

  At a fundraiser after the food, Though expected to joke , he was rude. When Trump’s lighthearted cracks Turned to nasty attacks, He deservedly was roundly booed.  

Your answer to this question will determine how you vote

  What’s worse: Trump’s treatment of females Or Hillary’s e-mails?

Trump, how about taking this drug?

  When Trump shouts out on the campaign trail “Test us for drugs!” His deplorables cheer ‘im. It wouldn’t hurt Hillary, but Trump would sure fail If the drug used to test is a dose of truth serum.    

How Trump turned on the media

  Trump has been calling  the media corrupt Whenever reporting  on women he’s cupped. They are  in the pocket of  Clinton  he’s crying, If  they should check  facts  and discover  he’s lying. Recall how free coverage of him came in handy When his  access to networks was so fine and dandy. But now that he’s ... Read more »

On the Cubs, there's no reason to curse.

  The Cubs against the Dodgers? For the record I’ll be terse. Despite what say old codgers, I reiterate, What curse?  

Are the Republican elites going down with Captain Trump?

  As victim after victim Lines  up now to  accuse him, The GOP must wonder How smart was it to choose  him. Although their leaders stand by This sexual rapscallion They’re  rats who’ll jump the gunwales Of  an unmoored sinking galleon.