Undressing the real Ivanka

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“Looking to model yourself after the daughter of the Republican nominee for president? Ivanka Trump is here to help — marketing her “look” on Twitter the day after delivering a speech at the GOP convention.” [cnn.com]

The world is a dangerous mess.

There is darkness, and violence, and stress.

But despite the dystopia,

Ivanka’s myopia

Mercenarily markets her dress.

Filed under: marketing, Trumpery

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  • Quite sensible compared to 'Hill of beans' in her $2,500 vest de organ grinder.

    In the real world, it's being reported Wasserman has taken the sword for her highnazz, and Bernie won a washer/dryer in the booby raffle.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    And the Washington Post is reporting that the WikiLeaks dump was from the Russians, who want to support your hero, Orange Man.

    "Last month, the forensic firm CrowdStrike said two competing Russian intelligence hacker groups penetrated the DNC’s computers. In the last 24 hours, cybersecurity experts have said that the email cache released by WikiLeaks on Friday appears to have been given to the anti-secrecy group by Russian intelligence."

  • In reply to jnorto:

    I'll give you a thumbs up on that,even if this forum doesn't have thumbs.

  • One of the popup slideshows in one of the news sites had where one could get a knockoff of Melania's gown for 1/10th the price. So I guess all's fair.

  • BREAKING NEWS: LEGIONS of FASCIST CN BLOGGERS HIDE FROM NEWS CYCLE.
    Migrants slaughter Europe! Outed union-busting establishment Republicans buy DNC; collusion, anti-semitism, fake anti-Trump protests, Wasser-name!

    In Other News: Trump accused of misogyny, racism, and xenophobia for leaving the lid up...in a urinal. Woman sells modest dress.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    BREAKING NEWS: See what I just said about you in the prior post. And I mean it.

  • Jack, the Rooskies are flying UFO's and hacking the DNC for Trump!

    How will Hillary handle all the Trump friends from Middle Earth?

  • In reply to 4zen:

    You don't get an answer from me until:
    1. You repent for your Anti-Semitismm or at least explain how your divisive religious rhetoric is relevant to anything.
    2. How anything going on, either in your demonstrably confused head or at the DNC is relevant to your support for a fascist demagogue.
    3. You disclose how much the campaign is paying you to harm its cause by posting comments.
    4. Both your fuehrer and you apologize to the Jewish people.

    Now, is that that hard to figure out?

  • Jack, I read there's a sale at Penny's for tin foil hats and tighty whities buddy. #I'mwithyou.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    Until you respond to the 4 things mentioned above, I'll reply anything coming from your orifice as Sure, 4Nazi. You want to test me or do you want to smart up?

  • On the other hand, a convention highlighting Sen. Al Franken (of The Final Days) and Sarah Silverman is my kind of convention.

  • In reply to jack:

    Not to mention that they were introducing Paul Simon. I guess the Tea Party camp is spreading the story that the DNC insiders offed Art Garfunkel.

  • #1 trending topic on Facebook during the DNC convention.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    Facebook, Rectumbook, who cares?

  • Gentlemen, may I add a lady's perspective? It can be very hard to find a dress that looks that simple and modest these days; I know I wouldn't like the price, but I wouldn't mind some ideas about where the original was from. You're lucky suits last so long.

  • In reply to Margaret H. Laing:

    And you don't get "buy one, get 2 [or 3] free" at the Men's Wearhouse or Jos. A. Bank (apparently all those stores are under the same ownership).

    Maybe getting back to the original subject, there were news reports that Ivanka Trump’s Chinese-made scarves recalled because they’re incredibly flammable. I remember that, when I saw the story elsewhere, someone posted on a comment board that this was a conspiracy by the Chinese to embarrass Trump, to which I replied "Don and Ivanka could have avoided this by sourcing the goods in North Carolina."

  • In reply to Margaret H. Laing:

    It retails at Macy's for $138 Margaret, but good luck getting it now.

  • I just figured out that Bloomberg and Orange Face have the same objective--getting their good friend Hillary Clinton elected President. Just different means to thee same end.

  • In reply to jack:

    Bloomberg nailed it. Love the guy.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    At least he has experience as a mayor.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    Rereading the speech, I see he brought up the point I made in reply to Margaret (Trump says he'll punish manufacturers that move to Mexico or China, but the clothes he sells are made overseas in low-wage factories.), and also stressed Throughout his career, Trump has left behind a well-documented record of bankruptcies, thousands of lawsuits, angry shareholders, and contractors who feel cheated, and disillusioned customers who feel ripped off. Trump says he wants to run the nation like he's run his business. God help us..

  • In reply to jack:

    I have two 4-letter words for our country: Pray and vote.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    Thanks. I do both words as often as I can!

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