My thoughts on Trump's perfect running mate



Trump is picking his second banana.

Someone closer to being mens sana.

An act who’s less sicker

A regular bootlicker

He could take to the Copacabana.



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  • From yesterday: Is the subject worthy of further comment? I figure anyone who wants to take it is willing to commit political suicide, but Chris Capon Christie already has. Newt has been politically dead for 10 years.

  • I was thinking of a limerick with

    but decided it was not worth the effort.

    *Reference to Charles Thomas of ABC7 asking people in Munster what they thought about it, but he really should have asked in East Chicago, birthplace of Judge Gonzalo Curiel.

    Someone is going to have to decide if they want Trump's or Pence's position on Caitlin Jenner using the bathroom.

  • In the meantime, your use of the word banana resulted in tronc embedding a video for Martha Stewart's Banana Oatmeal Smoothie. I'm not sure that raw oatmeal is a good idea.

  • In reply to jack:

    Trump's pick is more like a banana cream puff. On the bland conservative side.

  • ...and then banana muffins.

  • In reply to jack:

    Stop. You're making me hungry.

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