“Just eradicate tobacco, period, if you’re going to go that route. I’m not into over-legislating the human race. I’ll just have to listen and learn. If somebody else is going to make up his mind for me, I’m going to have a hard time with that. So that’s where I draw the line, but I always will defend the rule in a group setting and I’ll attempt to do the right thing which I don’t really know what that is.” [Joe Maddon, quoted in today’s Tribune sport section]
Joe Maddon (along with John Lackey)
Doesn’t want to ban chewing tobacky
He really does hate it
When pols legislate it.
Which makes him sound totally wacky.