Judy Marcus: Vegetable Masseuse

Why you should be massaging your kale

“Why you should be massaging your kale”

Is a post that I saw on the rail.

So I read what was written:

Kale’s sweeter when  bitten

After rubbing it down head to tail.


Filed under: Food, humor

Tags: Sugar Buzz Chicago


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  • Well, you have to do something with kale to be able to eat it. Chris Koetke said to massage it with salt.

    I got some Chinese eggplant at H Mart, which she can massage.

  • No need to buy it, Costco is growing the real deal right above the ornamental kind in their parking lot.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    Of course you need kale to buy kale.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    Not sure where you are going with this one, but 4zen was implying that you can be like a rabbit and appropriate it yourself. However, there isn't any assurance that it is organically grown and pesticide free, but I don't think the rabbits care about that, either.

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