I'm Jerry Partacz, happily married to my wife Julie for over 40 years. I have four children and eleven grandchildren. I'm enjoying retirement after 38 years of teaching. I now have an opportunity to share my thoughts on many things. I'm an incurable optimist. I also love to solve crossword puzzles and to write light verse. I love to read, to garden, to play the piano, to collect stamps and coins, and to watch "Curb Your Enthusiasm".
Isn't the second word of the headline what they do on fire hydrants? And what did they do before fire hydrants?
Peed.
But how could they? Just like I wonder where pigeons roosted before Gothic buildings were built.
Pigeeons? Your comment made me think of Mel Brooks in "High Anxiety", the park scene that parodies Hitchcock's "the Birds".
Mel has said that Hitchcock advised on the film.
Never feed a begging dog or reward a crying kid, they'll rule the household.
Which brings up today's Fred Basset.
It would be the reverse at my table.
Thanks for the spoiler alert.