Oprah joins Weight Watchers and gains

 

Oprah’s brand is as solid as rock;

Paved with gold are the streets on her block.

So when Weight Watchers went

And sold her ten percent

All the fat cats began to take stock.

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  • Will we see both fat Oprah and skinny Oprah? Will she slug it out with Valerie Bertinelli?

  • These two go together like peas and carrots, which O will be eating much more. Combine her star power with the fact that the average woman now weighs the same as the average man did in 1960 (per the CDC) and you have a gold mine.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    So true.

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