“TV star Tom Selleck has been accused of stealing water amid California’s drought from a neighboring water district.“ [npr.org]
While in the drought most people schlepped,
Sweat in the daylight, when they slept.
The law conserving water kept,
All bound by conscience. All, except
Tom Selleck, wealthy aquaklept.*
*from the Greek “kleptein” = to steal + the Latin “aqua” = water