Science Headline: French researchers claim men with an appetite for spicy food are ‘alpha males’ with higher levels of testosterone. (The Telegraph)
Men who savor spicy foods
Are better for erotic moods.
Purportedly a study has shown
These males have more testosterone.
On them a jalapeno acts
Like sundry aphrodisiacs.
So looking for a stallion, filly?
See if he likes a fiery chili.