The Cubs Dive Into a New Season: Will They Float or Sink?

It’s opening day for the Cubs.

Will they be wunderkinder or schlubs?

Will they win more than lose

And get more cheers than boos

Or be one of the crummiest clubs?

 

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  • Their corpses might float. Also, more booze given the article today that since Goose Island is now AB, there will be many more ways to get crocked before the 7th inning.

  • In reply to jack:

    Rack up 1 in the L column. 99 to go?

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    The only thing that saved them last year was sweeping the Crosstown Classic. At least this year the Sox appear to have some hitting; the Cubs didn't demonstrate any. I didn't watch the whole thing, but you know it is the Cubs when Bonifacio gets to third, DeShaies kept repeating "go on contact," and he is put out in a rundown with at least 6 throws.

    I don't think you have to be a philosopher to figure out that one.

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