It may surprise and trouble you
That he’s a painter, W.
A hacker, by name, Guccifer,
Got in his sister’s Facebook lair,
Revealing works of Mr. Bush,
One in the tub, him on his tush.
Another in the shower stall
Him standing with his back to all.
The critical reception’s mixed;
Some panned them and some were transfixed.
Some thought them full of Freudian sense,
While others leapt to his defense.
Is Bush another Claude Monet?
That’s for more qualified to say.
I think from these two that I’ve seen
He’ll sit for one on the latrine.