Media Alert: Cosmopolitan On-Line Magazine featues a sexual position for every day of the year. “The Sea Horse,” “Back-up Boogie”, “Now and Zen”, and “Rock-a–Bye Booty” are a few of the erotic examples.
Cosmo has a new position
Every day for your coition.
So if yours do never vary
Trot something not missionary.
Filed under: Sex and Relationships
Cosmo was the first checkstand mag with cleavage.
Thus, I wonder:
Why this model has hair
hiding there?
Not a bad place to be stranded.
As I pointed out above, not to those stranded in the checkout line of a sex that is unlikely to buy the magazine.
That leave us stuck with scanning the "Star" headlines, like "Hillary Divorce Shocker: Bill in Affair with Ms. Yeti." You mean that there are female subhuman mythical species?
Thanks, Jack, for your views.
Your reference to Clinton in the tabloids reminds me that Romney is so bland and conventional that even the tabloids couldn't pin anything juicy on him.
I mentioned somewhere that it is surprising that Clinton is still good for jokes, 12 years after being out of office.
And if the best they could get for Romney is a picture showing him pumping gas, I guess you are right.