Have you seen the latest on your log-in pin-up parade? I’m talking to you, Mr. Red-blooded Testosterone-Driven Male. Your ISP (Internet Service Provider, to the uninitiated) also provides this service: pictorial aphrodisiacs.
I have the evidence. And it only took me a few days to collect it.
Exhibit A: “Klum Shows Off Racy Pic”
Exhibit B: “Underwood’s Dress Dazzles”
Exhibit C: “Britney Flashes Amazing Abs”
Exhibit D: “Hudson Stuns In The Sun”
Exhibit E: “Jennifer Aniston Flaunts Tiny Bikini”
Exhibit F: “Miley’s Shirt Turns Heads”
Exhibit G:” Maria Shriver Stunning In Swimsuit”
Exhibit H: “Kim’s Over The Top Dress”
Exhibit I: “Beckham’s Dress Turns Heads”
Exhibit J: “Model’s Super Post-baby Abs”
Exhibit K: “Upton Wows As ‘Baywatch’ Babe”
Quite a body of evidence. Or more accurately, bodies of evidence. I guess someone thinks that we men are all pubescent adolescents susceptible to images of voluptuous sirens. Well, speak for youself.
Filed under: humor, Pop Culture
Tags: Maria Shriver
