Does Maria Turn You On?


Have you seen the latest on your log-in pin-up parade?  I’m talking to you, Mr. Red-blooded Testosterone-Driven Male.  Your ISP (Internet Service Provider, to the uninitiated) also provides this service: pictorial aphrodisiacs.

I have the evidence. And it only took me a few days to collect it. 

Exhibit A: “Klum Shows Off Racy Pic”

Exhibit B:  “Underwood’s Dress Dazzles”

Exhibit C: “Britney Flashes Amazing Abs”

Exhibit D:  “Hudson Stuns In The Sun”

Exhibit E:  “Jennifer Aniston Flaunts Tiny Bikini”

Exhibit F: “Miley’s Shirt Turns Heads”

Exhibit G:” Maria Shriver Stunning In Swimsuit”

Exhibit H: “Kim’s Over The Top Dress”

Exhibit I:  “Beckham’s Dress Turns Heads”

Exhibit J:   “Model’s Super Post-baby Abs”

Exhibit K:  “Upton Wows As ‘Baywatch’ Babe”

Quite a body of evidence. Or more accurately, bodies of evidence.    I guess someone thinks that we men are all pubescent adolescents susceptible to images of voluptuous sirens.  Well, speak for youself.

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Tags: Maria Shriver

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