Hi I'm Melissa from Bartlett, formerly Chicago.  I promise not to be so serious here because life is too serious and frankly I'm sick of it.  I focus on the lighter, humorous side of life.  If I get political you are allowed to (cyber) punch me.  About me?  I probably need to work on my importance to keep up with the rest of the world, I've never backpacked through anywhere, never ran a marathon, I don't have a prestigious title or background, I promise you I'm NOT the center of the universe, I probably drink too much sometimes,  I have a husband and kids yet I'll spare you the boring, mundane stories about them (save for the embarrassing ones), oh and I like a well made dessert.  Nice to make your acquaintance!