Tag: Sarah Palin

Who Will Be the GOP’s White Knight? (Christie? Palin? Tebow? An Electric Chair?)

Who Will Be the GOP’s White Knight? (Christie? Palin? Tebow? An Electric Chair?)
With Republicans still struggling to willfully unite (I’m tired of the word coalesce) behind one candidate, the whispering for a late entry “White Knight” candidate has intensified in recent weeks, and is certain to grow even louder if Mitt ‘If I lose, maybe I’ll give Celebrity Apprentice a try’ Romney, loses to Rick Santorum in... Read more »

Five Reasons Occupy Wall Street is "better" than the Tea Party

Less Red Squiggly Lines w/Occupy Wall Street.

Look, if you want to display a  misguided, fear driven message on a sign, that’s your First Amendment Right, (And we love the Consitution.. Constitution/Bill of Rights!)  but can you at least express your ignorance using proper spelling?  We understand you hate "socilism", we know you want the "Goverment" to stay away from your Medicare (which they provide), but adherence to proper spelling should not be considered an elitist act reserved for latte drinking freedom hating liberals. Red Squiggly lines are not the enemy, nor are they a product of Big Brother. Listen to them my Tea Party friends.

A Resolution : Never Discuss Sarah Palin Again

A Resolution : Never Discuss Sarah Palin Again
Egregious acts of stupidity, while often being as entertaining as they are offensive, do not constitute news. People who have an insatiable need for attention, say your prototypical narcissist, should ideally not be indulged. I generally do not discuss the self-absorbed, the talentless , the vapid-in other words if someone says “Did you see that Snooki crashed her car... Read more »
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A Short Letter to God about the Bulls

A Short Letter to God about the Bulls
Hey God-Steve here. It’s been a while since I’ve solicited your services; I generally try to respect your busy schedule and plate full of responsibilities. This however is an emergency. I understand the world is chock full of pressing issues and concerns-extremism of various sorts-(you’re probably quite familiar with the religious variety),  famine, violence, climate change,... Read more »

Coming to a Comedy Club Near You: The 2012 GOP Presidential Candidates

Coming to a Comedy Club Near You: The 2012 GOP Presidential Candidates
By now, it should be no surprise to the ten or so people who regularly visit this blog,  that my political allegiances lie a tad to the left. Whatever you want to call it, Democrat, Progressive…or…*bad word alert*..Liberal, I unapologetically embrace any and all of the labels. That said, I am humbly aware that a relatively small... Read more »

Hypocrite Sarah Palin doesn't think Rapper Common Should be at the White House

Sarah Palin doesn’t think rapper and Chicago Native Common, should be allowed to visit the White House because of his usage of violent imagery and gulp…obscene language. Well needless to say, I feel the exact same way about her. To be more specific, I feel Sarah Palin should not be allowed to ever set foot in... Read more »
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Who the Navy Seal 6 Team Should Get Next

Who the Navy Seal 6 Team Should Get Next
Look, I’m not attempting to equate any of the following people with Osama Bin Laden, nor am I suggesting they be shot as they attempt to sleep with their spouse; I simply feel they should be stopped.  And who better to employ than the  Navy Seal 6 Team, who has proven more than capable of... Read more »

Obama vs Palin- A Quick Comparison

Obama vs Palin- A Quick Comparison
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Decoding the Rhetoric- What the Right is Really Saying

Decoding the Rhetoric- What the Right is Really Saying
For around two and half years now, we’ve witnessed the far right wing make a rather ineffective, or perhaps better but, half-hearted attempt at encrypting their general message. They’ve felt comfortable saying things like “The President isn’t one of us”, or “The President has a different world view from you” -you know, the loaded statements... Read more »
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